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Q: no comments but a good laugh
For What It's Worth... I thought I switch things up a bit today, since its a Fantastico Friday! A few weeks ago in the Dow Theory Letters I wrote about the trend that's taking us to a cashless society... And one reader sent me this response, which if it weren't eerily what I was talking about, would be funny... So here it is... enjoy!

Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please.
- Well sir, do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! .
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good.
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine.
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card.
- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have other source of cash.
- This is not showing as per your last tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
- WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me.
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport; it expired 5 weeks ago........

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Read Answer Asked by claude on September 15, 2017
Q: According to the experts in seasonal investing, September is statistically the worst time for markets, but then things start to pick up again later in October and into November. Would you let this consideration influence your investment decisions? I have capital to deploy but I'm wondering if I should wait another month or so before I start new positions. Also, are foreign markets (Europe, EM, Japan, etc) subject to the same September curse, on average? Thanks very much.
Read Answer Asked by Brian on September 13, 2017